Thirdtap Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Some times I feel that some panto jokes, they're not just for christmas it's for life. The topic here is panto and show related joke that are you favorites. You may use them on a regular basis or never at all. Please post your joke and where you can remember it coming from. Here's one to start you off: Person one: Oh no look what you have done you fat head.Person two: No I haven't.Local church panto circa 1985 Yes feel free to groan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Not sure if this counts - it's almost panto humor. Star (after being kept waiting) : Are you going to interview me because I have a very busy schedule?Interviewer: No, I'm going to interview you because you are famous! From Hudson and Pepperdine show on radio 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeggie Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 try; my dog has no nose. how does he smell? terrible. :( cheers, I'll go back to my corner now.andrew :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_s Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 this joke's a bit rude - feel free to censor it if necessary - favourite quote from design tutor when I was at drama school: " you always know Panto is coming up when you find glitter under your f......n" (of course this method of recognition is only good for boys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightnix Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 ...you find glitter under your f......nWhat's a "f......n" ??? Anyway... I say I say, my dog's got no legs.We call him Woodbine and take him for a quick drag in the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 ...you find glitter under your f......nWhat's a "f......n" ??? You're not jewish by any chance...? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielArkley Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Haha, I get it now. Nice clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_s Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 thanks kate. I wasn't sure how many letters to leave out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Ahh that's it Ooooh it's rude as well (But I knew that anyway so why am I suprised (Go and have a lie down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightnix Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 I say I say I say... Who was that bow-legged woman I saw you with on Sunday morning ?She was the knock-kneed one you saw me with on Saturday night. Boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdtap Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 The best show related joke is sometimes when you open your pay slip.Sometimes it makes you laugh but mostly it's a crying thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Touche. Most of the time you can't help but think how much the office were chuckling when they processed the bank transfer... Stu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trussmonkey Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 what is the difference between a vari lite and a groupie ???? A GROUPIE GOES DOWN ON YOU AFTER THE SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterT Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 What's the difference between a singer and a vocalist... A singer can. I thank you we're here all week try the veal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landy Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I find carrying a set of panto drums invaluable, in the pub at work the list is endless. Badum ching! ice cream, ice cream, I like lots of ice cream.for breakfast dinner and for tea, so give some to meeeeeee. all together no(w)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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