bigclive Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I saw this online calculator, and suddenly lots of locations where it could be used came to mind. The height/mass splat-o-meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seano Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 That's not a splat-o-meter. Splat isn't measured in m/s or Joules, it's measured in square meters - exactly how much of the floor is going to need a really good sweep and mop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkPAman Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It could also, I imagine, be measured in dB (A) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerry davies Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hmm? I always thought it was a 5 point scale. Elastoplast and cuppa.Stretcher and ambulance.Broom and dustpan.Hose, and finallyIndustrial Pressure Washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top-cat Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Hmm? I always thought it was a 5 point scale. Elastoplast and cuppa.Stretcher and ambulance.Broom and dustpan.HoseIndustrial Pressure Washer.New Floor Edited free of charge. Saw a skater on an ice show go over once and make enough of a mess on the floor that they had to scoop up the ice and replace it with some new stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew C Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 You also missed "Helicopter ride". A colleague had a flight care of the RAF when the bit of Skye he was attached to fell off. Rescued, set off for Glasgow but changed mind en-route and went to Edinburgh. Wife (& small kids) following in car obviously unaware of change of plans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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