paulears Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 HMRC Inspector: What did you take out £300 in cash for each week for 9 weeks Me: I gave it to a Romanian Dwarf. HMRC: Did you get a receipt? Me: No - he could only say yes please and no thank you. HMRC: Why did you buy 24 pairs of white Marks and Spencers Ladies Pants? Me: I gave them to the dancers HMRC: What is all the beer and cider you bought? Me: I gave it to the crew for a thank you. All accepted and the Inspector went away bemused but happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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