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tabitha72

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Go for a full-on comedy moment and do the whole thing in a dramatic and excessive fashion. (Little Britain comes to mind.)

 

Can the character wear a kilt? :** laughs out loud **:

 

Now, Clive - You're just taking the pi..

 

Oops! Bad pun... (Coat on and heading for door!)

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However, wardrobe will not approve if they have to wash wee! Apparently the wash bottle, tube and a bit of tape is the 'approved' method of getting around urine testing - you just use somebody else's if you have something you don't want people knowing about!

That's why you're watched when you give your sample (speaking from personal experience - both giving samples and collecting them!)

 

Any more info on what will be happening during "the act" - stood up or sitting? Facing audience or upstage?

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Can't you just wet yourself for real? If you drink plenty of water first it shouldn't be to smelly.

 

It'll be the most realistic effect, need nothing to set it off, and the warm sensation running down your leg will be more pleasant than a cold one.

 

erm, don't you read the whole thread? posts 12 to 17 are addressing this very idea...

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Can't you just wet yourself for real? If you drink plenty of water first it shouldn't be to smelly.

 

It'll be the most realistic effect, need nothing to set it off, and the warm sensation running down your leg will be more pleasant than a cold one.

 

have you ever tried pissing yourself on cue? There's something built into your brain that says no when you attempt to urinate with your pants up. Fortunately this can be over-ridden by the use of alcohol apparently.

 

As for even trying to piss in front of an audience... How many times have you had to pretend you'd had a piss in a urinal because there was a queue and it kinda rendered you pissless.

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