Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I'm genuinely torn here! The 7kg LED profille is tempting and I might get it anyhows (byt WHY is it so heavy?) Gyro's suggestion of the Showtec Par 16 is intriguing, but it gets a really poor review on Amazon, and I doubt it's bright enough. Be curious to see it in action. Dave suggestion of using a projector will likely win out. I've got several projectors that are never used, and plenty of media players (that all boot-up into play on power-up), so that gives me a chance to make it bit more dynamic. I'll run it in eco-mode wit the brightness down and cross my fingers about it lasting for a month - 360 hours, with 30 power ups. Should do. I now have to think about how I rig it to the scaffolding beam up there. On a non-budget. Hm...